GO AWAY and don't come back until we have rectified thee fact that we have a shit website so we'll sort it if you GO AWAY because thee mighty DAG hurry for no man and are thee most lazy "musickians" that thee world has ever seen.
 

                                       thankyou and goodnight,

                                        sir samuel dymoke-bradshaw esq.
                                                           +
                                        will "thee wonder dog" dag

   on behalf ov thee dag organization ov great britain and all that she surveys.